"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
09/05/2016 at 08:39 • Filed to: None
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"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
09/05/2016 at 08:39 • Filed to: None | 5
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Toothpaste contains abrasives that are designed to literally sandpaper off coffee stains from your teeth. Toothpaste also contains Bondo - yes, the same stuff you use on your car! - in order to patch up any cavities your teeth may have. This means that you’ve been giving the store free money every time you buy Bondo instead of just using the toothpaste you already have! When fixing broken headlights, just apply an entire tube’s worth of toothpaste onto a headlight and rub vigorously with the most powerful belt sander you have. You will know the headlight is repaired when there is no longer any dust coming from the belt sander.
Wobbles the Mind
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
09/05/2016 at 08:53 |
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Tsk tsk. If people just flossed their headlamps daily then they wouldn’t have these silly problems. Headlamps don’t get cloudy from dating oxygen, they cloud because of *deep voice* GINGIVITUS!
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> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
09/05/2016 at 11:59 |
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The Stig's former college room mate
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
09/06/2016 at 12:48 |
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A combination of toothpaste and white bread was the go-to fix for holes in drywall when i was in college....